Spitty V’s Would you rather

AO: Da Grizz

When: 12/12/2025

Number of Pax: 14

DR Names:

Number of FNGS:

FNG Names:

QIC: Spit Valve

Introduction

I’ve done alot of Qs of late. This is my second one at this AO during reindeer games. I asked the Site Q for an idea and he gave me the would you rather concept. I built it out further by adding the quotes linked to the exercises.

Warm-O-Rama

SSH during disclaimed

Tie Fighters-talked a bit about form and the cadence

Imperial Walkers

Mosey around to look at stations and then back to base

The Thang

Started with the first coupon would you rather. PAX went around in 3 groups and hit all station. They would get to each station, read the would you rather and decide. Based on the decision, sometimes they would do the exercises as a group. Sometimes it would be a simple choice between 2 exercises; more reps of an easier exercise or fewer reps of a harder one. Others there would be a would you rather question that would assign exercises based on the answer you choose. In some cases the idea was to assign harder exercises with the most likely answer. Everything is listed below.

We started off with one of the coupon exercises would you rathers,

Would you rather…




Fart once per burpee


 OR


Burpee once per fart?






Fart once per burpee..

```
10 Blockies
```

```
10 thrusters
```

Burpee once per fart?

```
30 Curls
```

```
15 Love Sacks Each Side
```






Would you rather your M discover…




Your “snack”  stash(whatever that means to you)


 OR 




The bill for everything you have bought for this “free” mens workout..







Your “snack”  stash(whatever that means to you)

```
10 OHP
```

```
10 Skull Crushers
```

The bill for everything you have bought for this “free” mens workout..

```
30 Chest Press
```

```
30 Skull Crushers
```





Would you rather the PAX hear…




Your “motivational” playlist..


 OR 




Your guilty pleasure playlist..








Motivational

```
10 Coupon Pull overs
```

```
10 Grave Diggers
```

Guilty Pleasure

```
30 Coupon Squats
```

```
30 Skull Crushers
```



Would you rather…




Accidentally send your M a text meant for the boys


 OR


 Accidentally send the boys a text meant for your M?







Text to M

```
25 Merkins
```
```
25 Lunges each leg
```

Text to the boys

```
20 Goofballs
```
```
20 SSH
```





Would you rather…




 Have a wedgie for the entire workout


 OR


 Have swamp-ass for the whole workday?





Wedgie:

```
20 Monkey Humpers
```
```
20 Air Squats
```

Swamp-Ass:

```
20 Mountain Climbers (IC)
```
```
20 Imperial Walkers
```




 Would you rather…




Belt out a power ballad


 OR


 Do your best middle-school dance move?**






Sing:

```
30 American Hammers
```
```
20 Big Boys
```

Dance:

```
20 Bobby Hurleys
```
```
20 Skaters
```




Would you rather…




 wear wet socks all day


 OR


sand in your shoes all day?





Wet socks…

```
60 second wall sit
```
```
60 second grady corns
```

sand in your shoes:

```
30 second plank
```

```
30 second plank-jacks
```





Would you rather…




always smell faintly like wet dog


 OR


Always smell  aggressively like Axe body spray?





Wet dog..

```
10 lunges (IC)
```

Axe Body spray..

```
30 Imperial Walkers (IC)
```





Would you rather do…

```
30 Squats
```
```
5 Burpees
```






Would you rather…

```
Bear Crawl a shorter Distance
```

High knees(must be “faster” variation.








Would you rather…

```
10 Derkin
```
```
20 Incline Merkin
```





Would you rather…

have your M read your group chat
 OR
have your PAX read your browser history?








group chat…

```
Leg Raises
```
```
Scissor Kicks
```

browser history..

```
LBCs
```
```
Big Boys
```






Would you rather…

accidentally send a thirst trap to your M
 OR
accidentally send to your pastor?

















pastor…

```
Deadlift
```
```
Goblet Squats
```

to your M..

```
Thrusters
```

Curls for the Girls
We then ended with the other two coupon sets with some mary at the end.

Circle of Trust

I took some time to reflect on this years RDG. I acknowledged that the 2nd year of something is often harder than the first, especially when the first goes well. When something is new and is successful it often leads to inflated expectations. RDG this year was harder in alot of ways. Year 3 should bring increased perspective with the experience of the first two years.

I also took the time to honor my Captain Hank Hill, his strengths of Authenticity, Kindness and a willingness to never give up made him an outstanding captain.

Naked Man Moleskin

Would you rather fart once per burpee or burpee once per fart?

Introduction

Warm-O-Rama

The Thang

Circle of Trust

Naked Man Moleskin

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