Cutler’s “Shoots & Ladders” – March Madness Edition

AO: The Ridge

When: 03/19/2024

Number of Pax: 12

DR Names:

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: @cutler


Introduction

Let the best sporting event in the world begin today with the March Madness play-in games tonight and opening March Madness weekend upon us.

Warm-O-Rama

Arm Circles, Michael Phelps, Abe Pagodas, Imperial Walkers, calf stretches.

The Thang

Shoot 5 shots.  Deduct your total from 64 reps.  Do Excercise and the accompanying suicide.  Next player shoots and repeat with different exercises & suicide ladder each time.  1 round for each round of the tourney (7 total rounds).

Layups = 1 Pt.  Free Throw = 5 Points.  3 Pointer = 10 points.  If you make 1 of all 3 within your 5 shots; receive a 10 point bonus as well.

Round of 64 = Carolina Drydocks followed by Bear Crawl Suicide (Bernie Sanders back)

Round of 32 = Skull Crushers followed by Lunges Suicides (Bernie Sanders back)

Round of 16 = Bobby Hurley’s followed by Monkey Drill suicides  (Bernie Sanders back)

Round of 8 = Dips followed by karaoke suicides (twisting as much as possible.  Bernie Sanders back)

Round of 4 = Makhtar N’Diayes followed by Duck Walk suicides (Bernie Sanders back)

Round of 2 = Chest Press followed by Sprint suicides (hand touch the lines…Bernie Sanders back)

Round of 1 = Sweat Angels “in the confetti after the win” followed by Broadjump suicides (Bernie Sanders back)

Circle of Trust

Voting Day.  Do a little research and get out and excercise your freedom of choice – VOTE.  These smaller local elections; your vote counts for more than the larger elections which is all the more reason to do it.  Your Vote matters.

Naked Man Moleskin

@Flo is truly a politician.  Filling out a bracket with his heart and not electing a favorite child in his bracket selections.  His final is Michigan State vs. Nebraska.

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