Jellystone “Over the Hill” Party

AO: The Ridge

When: 05/15/2025

Number of Pax: 21

DR Names:

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Jellystone


Introduction

I knew that I wanted to serve up a burner for my 50th Birthday Q and had this plan in mind for quite a while.  The plan was aggressive, and we would need a full 60minutes, with a HOT start to even come close to finishing.  With that in mind, I picked up the Black Diamond Q and gave the PAX an EC warmup / stretch option at 0440 to help make sure everyone was ready to hit the slopes right at 0500.

Warm-O-Rama

WoR was an EC and started at 0440 with about 6-PAX.  The EC crew took off towards the hill and into the football field to help warm up the lower body before we got into the stretches.  I used this opportunity to set up the course, placing one cone about 0.15 miles out from east side of hill and another about 0.25 miles out.  These will be used later.  The EC PAX returned to the flags and we completed various lower body stretches with bands to a 30 second ON, 10 second off Tabata timer.

The Thang

Pre-Blast stated Hot Start at 0500.  Once time was announced, we took care of Disclaimer, Mission Statement, Credo, and Core Principals and got straight to work
Thang 1
11’s at the Hill
  • Blockees at bike path on east side of hill – Start with 10
  • Burpees at cone in football field
Run Up and Over the Hill after each set
Total Work:
5-Miles
55-Blockees
55-Burpees
Modify for “non-runners” would be to shorten the run to 3-miles all in.

Circle of Trust

Thank you all for joining me ITG this morning to help me celebrate my 50th “Over the Hill” Birthday.  It is quite an honor to have each one of you chose to show up this morning to grind out a difficult hill beatdown with me, and I truly appreciate you for that.  Thank you!

 

As I get older and grapple with my own mortality, I have been very conscious about making better decisions when it comes to my health and fitness.  And this has been highlighted even more in the past few months, as I have had to watch and assist my mother, great aunt, and mother-in-law all struggle with significant health issues of their own.

 

We often say, “We get to do this.” and it is so true.  Having the ability to get out here and run 5 miles over a hill while doing burpees and blockees, just because some fool told us to, should be celebrated.  There are many people who can’t do this and wish every day that they could go back and make decisions to put themselves in a place where they could.  Our health is never guaranteed, nor is it everlasting.  However, we make choices daily that can dramatically improve or hinder the kind of future we are going to have.

 

On recommendation from Den Mother, I read Dr Peter Attia’s book, Outlive.  Dr. Attia talks about how people can increase not only their lifespan, but also our health-span, and speaks about training daily to help achieve a healthy and active life up to and beyond 100 years old.  He calls this the Centurion Olympics.  In this book and in many of his different podcasts, he speaks about a few critical items he believes has a direct correlation to longevity.  Below is a list, in order of importance, where he feels the average 50 year old American male likely is, where a fit 50 year old is, and where he feels we, as Centurion Athletes, should be targeting so that we have the opportunity to compete in our very own Centurion Olympics.

 

Rucking

Average 50-year-old might manage 10–20 lbs for 1–2 miles at 3–3.5 mph.

Fit individuals could ruck 30–50 lbs for 3–5 miles at 4 mph.

Peter Attia: 40-60lbs for 45-60 minutes while maintaining heartrate in zone 2

 

Dead Hang

Average 25-45 Seconds

Fit 70 seconds

Peter Attia: 60-90 seconds with target of greater than 120 seconds

 

One Leg Stand

Average 50-year-old might hold 15–25 seconds

Fit individuals, 30–45 seconds.

Peter Attia: Aim for 30 seconds per leg with eyes open and 15 seconds per leg with eyes closed

Further note: Mayo Clinic research shows balance declines by 1.7–2.2 seconds per decade on one-leg stands.

 

Farmer Carrying

Average 50-year-old might carry 20–30 lbs per hand for up to 100 feet.

Fit individuals could handle 50–70 lbs for 200–300 feet.

Peter Attia: 75-90lbs per hand for 60 seconds. Target 50% of your body weight per hand, and carry for 2 minutes without rest

 

Pull-Ups

Average 50-year-olds struggle with pull-ups where a man might manage 0–2

Fit individuals could do 5–10

Peter Attia: 5-8 Strict Pull ups with target of 8-12

 

Pushups

Average 50-year-old man can do 10–20 pushups consecutively

Fit individuals might achieve 25–40

Peter Attia: 30-40 in a minute with target of 50

Further note: A 2019 Harvard study linked 11+ pushups to lower heart disease risk, suggesting many 50-year-olds fall below this threshold.

 

Distance Running

Average 50-year-olds don’t regularly run long distances, but for those who do, an average 1-mile walk/run pace would range from 10–14 minutes based.

Fit individuals would complete a mile in 8–10 minutes.

Further note: Only about 10–15% of 50-year-olds engage in regular running, with 5K (3.1 miles) times averaging 35–45 minutes (11–14 min/mile pace).

 

Sit-Ups

Average 50-year-old might perform 15–25 sit-ups in 1 minute

Fit individuals could reach 30–40

Peter Attia: 30-40 in a minute

Data assembled from Dr. Peter Attia books and podcasts, Mayo Clinic, and Grok.

 

Where do you stand, and what are you planning to do TODAY to improve that?

Naked Man Moleskin

I am incredibly humbled for the support of 20 other PAX to join me ITG this morning.  Many of the MEN who showed up were, much like myself, and NOT typical Black Diamond guys.  This whole F3 thing is special, and I cannot express my gratitude enough for all of your support, kind words, and birthday wishes.  Thank you so very much.

-Jellystone

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